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31 August 2010 @ 02:37 pm
HEART OF GOLD POST FOR HKATH  
My Gift is for : hkath
My Gift includes: Wallpapers, icons, mood theme, fic
Fandoms included: BTVS, ATS, Firefly
Warnings Nothing more than was shown on the tv. Very graphics heavy.



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Andrew Ficlet written for hkath by lazydaisyjax
Title: Evil Giraffe
Word Count: 1,114
Rating: PG-13
Author's notes: Based on Eddie Izzard’s quote: “I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die” from Glorious.
BtVS Characters: Andrew Wells, Warren Meers & Jonathan Levinson

The Trio were plotting again. The sun was high in the sky, but you wouldn’t have known it from their position in their basement lair. Andrew carefully moved all their precious Star Wars figures to safety as Warren yelled at Jonathan to get him to clear the space in the middle of the room. The movement of the figures took a long time as Andrew picked up each one with careful reverence, assured them each that they were going to be ok and then moved them to their place of safety. Luckily, Warren didn’t notice as he was having far too much fun bossing Jonathan around.

With the figures moved and the floor cleared, a pentagon was drawn and Andrew set a fire in the middle, lit from the twigs of a giant sequoia from the North Calaveras Grove in Calaveras County (they were glad to have been able to purchase the twigs from a contact rather than having to trek out and get some themselves), and settled himself importantly at the North point motioning for Warren to sit at the South point. He had already positioned the apparatus that he required for the summoning within easy reach. Jonathan sat down at the West point, but it didn’t really matter where he was. He did always end up a spare part.

“What’s the translation of the incantation?” he asked.

“I summon you to do your will, In the name of the trio, Come hither Kalgor and bend to our will.” Replied Andrew as he adjusted his seat and prepared to begin.

“How can he do his will and bend to ours?” Jonathan continued questioning, confused by the incantation.

Warren jumped in before Andrew managed to answer, “Because our will is in line with his you moron! What we want to happen will be along the same thinking as what he wants to do so we want him to do his will and then us to be able to manipulate it. Ok? We can get on with it now?”

He was starting to get worked up about the delay. All the prattling was making the summoning take longer and he wanted to get the fighting underway. He rubbed his hands together in glee and cackled as he thought of the epic battle that he was going to cause with his idea to summon the demon Kalgor. Then Andrew cleared his throat and got ready to begin.

“Ego voco vos efficio vestry mos,” he intoned as he flicked a bundle of dried lavender back and forth over the fire in the centre of the pentagon, making it roar from left to right.

“In nomen of trio” he continued throwing a handful of ground goats tails into the fire. The ensuing crackle and smoking made the already ominous basement darker and more menacing. Jonathan sneezed.

“Adveho hactenus venit Kalgoray quod sinus ut nostrum mos!” He concluded and there was a loud bang and all three of them were thrown backwards from their seated positions.

There was the sound of evil cackling laughter as the trio scrabbled to right themselves and waved their arms to clear the smoke that filled the basement.

Jonathan got onto his hands and knees and as he moved forward to get onto his feet, his head bumped into something solid.

“Ouch!” He exclaimed reaching up to rub his head as he slowly looked up.

The smoke was starting to clear but all he could see was a large shiny hoof attached to a light tan leg with darker brown patches. He gazed at it in amazement for a moment before realising that it was not a leg on its own. There were three others.

“I didn’t realise Kalgor had four legs,” Jonathan said to Andrew as he made his way over to him.

Andrew was in quite a daze, staring at the legs in bemusement. He tried to answer Jonathan but only managed a few gasps and to make himself look like a fish out of water. Gathering his wits together he scrambled backwards and reached for the book that described Kalgor. As he was flicking through the book, desperately trying to find the correct page, the smoke continued to clear. By now, Warren had found his way over to them and was spitting feathers at Andrew, as quietly as he could so as not to anger whatever demon this was, trying to find out what the hell had gone wrong. This only made Andrew more jumpy which made his search through the book more difficult.

The smoke had now risen to the top of the room and revealed a large body and neck, but no head. As they stared at the demon, the head popped down out of the sky and two large brown eyes glared at them as the mouth chewed away and the ears waggled. The creature then turned and crashed its way out of the basement with an evil cackle.

“Th.. that was a.. a giraffe?” Stuttered Andrew incredulously.

“Well it certainly wasn’t Kalgor you idiot!” Yelled Warren, incensed by the failure of their summoning. “What do you think you are playing at summoning a giraffe?! What will can we bend that to? To eat all the leaves off the trees? That’s hardly going to win us the supremacy we deserve!”

“What did you do that made us summon a giraffe?” Asked Jonathan, determined to stick his oar in and prove that he hadn’t made the plan go wrong for once.

“I don’t know,” replied Andrew, “I said ‘Ego voco vos efficio vestry mos’ which is ‘I summon you to do your will,’ then I said ‘In nomen of trio’ which is ‘In the name of the trio,’ and then I ended the incantation with ‘Adveho hactenus Kalgor quod sinus ut nostrum mos’ which is ‘Come hither Kalgor and bend to our will’ so maybe I threw the powdered goat at the wrong time?”

He flicked through a few more pages of the book and finally found the page with all the details about Kalgor in it.

“Wait a minute,” said Warren, “you didn’t finish the incantation with that, I’m sure you said more.”

“Yes!” Exclaimed Jonathan, “You said ‘Adveho hactenus venit Kalgoray quod sinus ut nostrum mos’ so you didn’t finish it right! What does that mean?”

“Well,” said a very embarrassed Andrew, “the word ‘venit’ is latin for giraffe so I can only assume that a giraffe called Kalgoray is on the loose in Sunnydale….”

They all collapsed in hysterics as each of them imagined the looks on the faces of the Sunnydale residents that would come across an evil giraffe eating the leaves on the trees….


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★ mypetconcubinemypetconcubine on March 14th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
Hi I know it's like forever but would you still have this available to download ?
Ren ren: btvs queen cglittersprite on March 15th, 2011 03:10 pm (UTC)
Hi. I just reuploaded this for you to download.
Just go here.